Breaking News

Someone's nicked the Nets at the Kop End between Thursday/Friday. Apparently a trail of pegs was left on their way out of the Kop. This follows on from someone stealing Adam Smith's shirt away at Brentford.
Club Secretary Alan Walters says "We could do without this silly nonsense".

The Club could also close the Kop Doors which were seen wide open a few days ago during the day.
The Club has yet to confirm where the missing 4-4-2 Formation has gone answers on a postcard to Sven Goran Eriksson in Sweden Somewhere.

There's a Tea-Leaf about!